Welcome to Bengalooruuuuuuu(..stop the u's when you feel its enough)

Before i begin my journey from no-where to Bangalooruu I would want to tell all those who are not aware(DD news nahin dekhte kya??) that Bangalore has
changed its name...(Dont think this will help lessen traffic jams..)..
Someone has rightly said if you throw a stone in the roads of bangalore(when it was said the name was not changed) it will either hit a Software Engineer or
a dog(probability is high that it will hit a Software Engineer..BMC is doing good in terms of catching dogs).
Pheepaaaal this is my first blog and please i am no IIM guy so that u expect some gyaan for cracking CAT( poor CAT gets *ucked every year by so many) in this
blog. These are simple words and expressions straight from my heart(maa kasam filmy hai)..........................................And For your information
ialso not from the league of Chetan Bhagat(IITian)..(Lay stress on "not" while you speak it loud.)
Like any other Btech graduate after completion I landed in Bangalore(The name hadnt changed even at that time). I am not sure if landed is the right word
actually i came by train..Hey my company did promise me travel allowances but pata nahin kyon train se hi aane ka man kiya. Got down at one of the most
wonderful( I know this is wrong english) stations...poor Gandhi is not there to witness such a wonderful station. Its called Yeshwantapur Kasam se its in
Bangalooruuu only. Walking out of the station with head held high (lag raha tha sab kahenge sir aap woh hi ho jo MNC me naukri karne jaa rahe ho).but nothing
happended like that. I was welcomed to Bangalore with a dozen of French ahh..Spanish speaking Auto walas.(I am still not sure if its spanish....what ever it
is i dont understand their language. The indian form of Spanish is Kanada)..............Please Dont tell anybody but i had told my mom that there would be a
chauffer driven car waiting for me with the driver holding a placard with my name written on it. Of all the auto walah's i chose the one who asked for the
maximum price..after all i was going to be a self dependent rich earning guy(But how far this came true is still a question????)
Going past the beautiful roads i was eager to see where both sides of the roads would be covered by tall building with DELL, HP , Microsoft boards-But i
could not find one. After may be travelling for a few millimetres came the best part of Bangalore. The auto halted stopped for a few minutes (around 30
mins..they call it few here). With much difficulty i could ask the auto wallah the question. Bhaiya Kya hua??...Then came the prompt answer from him "Sir
Welcome to Bangalooruuuuu"...Auto walah are really educated here they even know English. Pata nahin yeh sach hai ya nahin someone told me that most of the
Auto wallah's here are Software Engineers.(part time kar rahe hain..seriously bahut kam paisa deti hai yeh companies). It was a big big big big traffic
jam...With much of difficulty we could come out of it. The one thing i really liked about Bangalore was its weather...awesome man it was mid of June and i
did not feel it was. May be i had come from Delhi issiliye acha lag raha tha.I stopped my auto in between and went to a Restaurant called Ananda Sagar. I was
desperate to take a filter coffe which i had heard a lot about. At the hotel along with the coffee i thought of going for a Dosa. The waiter asked me sir
dosa ke saath kya lenge .........Chicken??? Gosh how on earth can you have chicken and dosa? Anyway after this gamble i went out and asking the auto wallah
not to stop anywhere i went straight to the guest house(hey my compaaaany had provided me this), I had told my sweet mom that i would be staying in Taj.Ha Ha
Ha Ha...
This blog is there to stay. There are many more of katiss's in my Bangaloorruu( For all those who do not whats katiss is its kat gaya in hindi or cheated in
Phiraang) but i have to put a Stop Maadi(for all those dumbos who do not know what Maadi is this one is for you- Maadi means "karo" and for my those firaangi
frnds maadi means "do". all this is not spanish its simple kananda). Maadi has become such a common word that i have started using at everywhere even though
it doesnt fit like office maadi...only GOD knows how can you do a office?..
Before i sign off let me tell u your posts/comments are going to take me forward. Please bhai log aur katiss mat karwao mere life me.Post karo so that i can
write more articles. Enough for now.
So this is RC signing off Welcome to Bangalorruuuuuuuuuuuuu Maadi......
PS:- The next article is about Sambhar and how sambhaaaaar can enrich your life.